Are you ready for this? No, you are not. You may think you are ready, but I assure you that is not the case.
New Jersey has outlawed having the name "Gunn" or any other spelling that looks or sounds like "gun". RTWFT (Read the whole effing thing) :
This article was satire, not real. I apologize for posting it without checking it out. Very poor form on my part, but knowing some of New Jersey's actual laws (like a year in jail for every round of hollowpoint ammunition if you are caught with it - the last time I accidentally drove through a small part of NJ looking for a gas station I would have done over 100 years if I had been caught), it struck me as believable, quite believable.